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M & S Do Nokia - years ago I stumbled across this webpage somehow... Nokia were well excited to see M and S using their phones! I thought it was so funny that I saved the thing. And now, here it is for you! (no copyright infringement intended) Mulder as a South Park character Scully as a South Park character (Both the above pics were generated by me at Create A South Park Character)
Rather random UFO shooting Java game. Seriously. This is my website which I built and maintain. The collages etc. were all created by my fine hand unless otherwise stressed. However, Mulder and Scully and Skinner and the Lone Gunmen and The X-Files are not mine... they belong to CC, the surfboard man, creator of my life, as well as 1013, the FOX network and probably several other people as well. I like to think that M and S belong to Dave and Gill too. Who, may I add, I do not own. David and Gillian, Chris Carter and every other real-life person I've mentioned on this website, own themselves (I hope). I certainly don't own anyone apart from maybe my MulderClones and my action figures, but I'm not sure they count... I don't own the FOX network. Simple as that. I also don't own the BBC, although it would be fun to try. I don't own Nokia or the document I've nicked and put further up this page, so don't kill me for it. I didn't write it. I don't own anything, in short, apart from this little laptop of mine, and even that was a gift. I don't own The Sims (well, I have my own version of the game, of course, but I didn't *make* the game, and I definately don't own the copyright, because if I did, then I'd be rich). I don't own the html in which this website was lovingly coded, nor do I own any of the companies who made this wondrous feat of technology possible. I don't own the English language, I'm just borrowing it so you can understand my random thoughts (haha), please forgive my spelling mistakes, typos and bad grammar. Ditto on the French language. Hmm. What else could I possible be accused of doing? Ah, nuts. I don't own you. You appear here on this website of your OWN FREE WILL. I did not force you to come here! It was your idea, NOT MINE! I'M INNOCENT! I own nothing! I'm an underworked, underpaid individual! I have nothing worth value apart from maybe my soul, and even that is copyrighted by someone else, as it most definately is not my creation - I'M JUST BORROWING IT! Finally, I don't own the space and time that my physical being occupies - it is all property of the Creator aka Papa Monad, and I will give it back when I go back into my stupor... drat, now I have to make clear that I don't own Leibniz, nor do I own the copyrights to his Monadology or other works. I do not own my own monads... they decided to make me by themselves, it was not my fault! I'm going to stop making claims that I'm innocent now, before I implicate myself in any wrongdoing (for which, may I add, I am not responsible). So there. DISCLAIMER. The above disclaimer, although written by me, was inspired by an original disclaimer written by Hayley several years ago. I also did not coin the phrase 'disclaimer', nor did I come up with the idea in the first place. As mentioned in the disclaimer, I'm an innocent child. And if you demand a disclaimer for this disclaimer, I will cry like a baby (for which I do not hold the copyright). back to top of page |
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