Top Ten Irritating Things About The X-Files
   (but I love it anyway)

1) Season 9.  Sorry.
2) Doggett.  Also sorry.
3) Reyes.  Sorry again.
4) Mulder's abduction.  Oh my god!
5) Closure.  What the hell?!
6) Death of Lone Gunmen.  WHY?!
7) Damn bee.  Ggrr...
8) "Time can't stop!  It's a universal
       invariant!" - gotta love it when
       Scully gets her science wrong
9) Mulder: "I'm no psychologist" (I forget
       the episode).  Hellllo?!
10) Samantha T/Ann Mulder.  Weirdness!