The 7 Deadly Sins - ObsessivePhile-Style!

1)Smoketh Not.
2)Speaketh Not In Vain Of The X-Files Or Crew.
3)Writeth Not This Number.
4)Abducteth Not Small Children.
5)Drinketh Not Root Beer.
6)Feeleth Not Awake During The Day.
7)Be-eth Not Normal.

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