The Attempt at an X-Files Prayer

I have actually got an X-Files prayer
-- well, a DD prayer, really -- but
it's not for the net's eyes, so I
couldn't really put it on here!
However, I did once try to come up
with a more general X-Files prayer,
and this was as far as I got:


Our Chris, who art in Los Angeles.
Hallowed be thy brain.


At that point I fell about laughing
and gave up, and for some reason am
still tickled by the thought of
Chris' brain being hallowed... you
see, I am ins@ne. Please lock me up!!